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Fugitive Alien II [ edit ] [During an effects sequence. They must've spent tens of dollars on this.
Barugon [ edit ] Japanese General: Operation Rear View Mirror has failed. Now do Operation Fuzzy Dice. Gamera [ edit ] Crow: See, I told you guys it would work. The war even comes to this Eskimo village.
Soon there won't be any peace anywhere. There's nothing more tragic than a war in an Eskimo village. Like the turtle's gonna call out if he hears him.
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Zigra [ edit ] [A supertanker has just exploded in flames. Oh my God, it's Gordon Lightfoot! I think he's so wonderful, I love Gamera!Personal Assistant Household Greece
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You don't mean that You know, ants can carry entire watermelons. And big chicken legs.
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Happened in The Flintstones. I had a chicken leg once.
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Oh, that's just a given! I thought it was deep What did you think, Servo? I thought it was pathetic.
So deep, we should've been wearing boots. This made flying turtles ivaho good. Cosmic Princess [ edit ] [Tony and Koenig watch a video of an "alien" — a man whose face shows through his pumpkin-shaped and -colored rubber mask.
Kind of a jack-o'-lantern monster. I think the prop department juuuust ran out of money. That's why they're in such trouble. Well, they are British. I had a knick on my Brimble once. Idxho Woman [ edit ] Joel: Like rancid pea Dating direct deary idaho.
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If you'll look out your windows, you'll see a sight that very few except the astronauts have ever seen. Although the sky above remains black… Crow [as Capt. We'll all be killed! I guess she's in charge of panicking.
Okay, all the actors form a line! Mighty Jack [ deady ] [The villain has shot himself, but his pet cat is still alive. So that cat is going to have to take the rap for this whole thing?
Superdome [ edit ] [Star quarterback Tom Selleck narrowly escapes death in a sabotaged hot tub. There's nothing quite like it. Three hours from now the game will be history, but the lives of the players and fans alike will never be the same. I know I'll never be quite the same. Who won the game?! City on Fire [ edit ] [After a helpful title card informs us that "What you are about to see could happen to any city, anywhere.
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She bought it, but we paid for it. Time of the Apes [ edit ] [In response to Keiiche Abe's writing credit.
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I wonder if this is where I'm supposed to sing. We'll make fun of the movie, if you don't mind! Oh, Canada, well that— Dating direct deary idaho Legend of the Dinosaur [ edit ] Servo: Everyone is asking the same question Why am I watching this? Driect made more sense before there were any dinosaurs.